My name is Vicki.
this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left
who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator
support for the skeleton war by those unable or unwilling to fight
they stay at home, tending for the buildings until the owners return
Why the hell does Squidward’s skeleton have toes?
What about the suit engraved in Spongebob’s skeleton.
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
Reblog if school has ever caused you:
She doesn’t believe that this happens please help me show her it does and it’s an issue.
#why does humanity destroy that which it doesnt understand
okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why
like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but
just for a moment
my brain was like
“hey. hey bro. you thirsty right? drink that”
Thats horrible, you could have dyed
The number of people to which I have wanted to say this to…
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.