So it’s October
I LOVE THAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT EXIST
My name is Vicki.
i don’t think anyone realises how short fall out boy actually is because they’re all short so they kind of cancel each other out
see? but you put them with a normal sized person and it’s like
who let you out of the shire
He is cute as shit
Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality
Holy shit this child is having a full on existential crisis
i am so sad
filed under more jokes i never understood until now
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck*curtsies*
REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
But for real.
Ahh I love literature
However scared you are, Clara, the man you’re with right now, the man I hope you are with, believe me, he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now and he… he needs you.